NBN sends out Tech to install FTTC nodes.
Techs fuck every single pair in the pits up in the process
Telstra comes out, cuts phone to another pair until NBN can fix it
Months later: NBN tech cuts us back over to FTTC but correctly
We now have a "SUPER FAST SPEED" of 100/30 going the distance of at most 15 Meters of copper cabling q.q
Set up for a bunch of random coders & furries / trans people