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@realtoddhoward Mastodon celebrity fat cats (and not just Garf!) have too long been decadently posting about peepee (a luxury we can scarcely afford!) while the rest of us have been toiling away at our menial accounts, suffering under the crushing alienation of knowing we aren't even being subtooted about. Your reign of abject terror and e-drama bloodshed ends here! Liberté, Equalité, Poopoopeepeé!

but on the real though. i only stayed up until 8:30 last night but still my whole body is sore from tiredness. someone just destroy my physical body so it can stop pls

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I'm quite a conundrum, between my capacity for love and kindness and my sheer anger at the world. I'm a synthesis of undying anger and vengeance, driven by love and the desire to protect those I love from a cruel world.

wow so i just did my taxes and i got penalized $700 dollars for not having health insurance. i love being punished for being poor. thanks capitalsm

the worst part about growing up a was waking up for school, half alseep, thinking to myself, "fuck what were the controls again? how do i equip pant"

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tfw i close out of masto to look at something else and then instinctively open masto back up, instead of what i wanted

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you've been visited by the froggy of kissing a girl! fave to fill your 2019 with kisses, boost to share the gift of kissing with all your friends

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learned today that they made a bunch of Westerns in the USSR where the cowboys were the bad guys and the native americans were the good guys and i think that's pretty dope

people always say shit like "people looking back on our time in 100/1000 yrs will be so confused by our shitposts!!!1!" but like.
their shitposting is gonna evolve to a level so beyond ours that the most obscure dril tweet will be milquetoast

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